I’ve
sometimes wondered what life must have been like for Mr. Spock after the
Federation made peace with the Klingons in 2293 and began accepting them into
Starfleet. It must have been bad enough
to have to put up with people ruled by their emotions like Dr. McCoy or by
their hormones like Captain Kirk. Adding
the often senseless belligerence of the new Klingon officers to the mix must
have started his copper-based blood to boil.
Poor Jeb
Bush, Rand Paul and John Kasich must have felt just that way on Wednesday night
while contending with a pack of snarling, growling, saber-rattling, Republican
candidates seeking the presidency. They
must have felt as if they were in an as yet undiscovered country.
Speaking of
the just concluded nuclear deal, Cruz, for example, bellowed: “If I am elected
president, on the very first day in office, I will rip to shreds this
catastrophic Iranian nuclear deal.”
Mike
Huckabee, who had once been the pastor of a Baptist Congregation in Pine
Bluffs, Arkansas said that he wanted to “destroy” an agreement that “the
president treats like the Magna Carta, but Iranians treat like it’s toilet
paper” because “otherwise, we put every person in this world in a very
dangerous place.”
Carly
Fiorina, the winner of the debate according to a new CNN/ORC International poll,
through what looked like clenched teeth, promised to abrogate the agreement on
her first day in office. Right after the
inaugural festivities, she snarled, she would make two phone calls.
Implying
that for her, the key point of the agreement was to protect Israel, Fiorina
promised that her first call would be to her “good friend Bibi Netanyahu” to reassure
him that we will stand with the State of Israel.”
The second
would be to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran’s Supreme Leader and a person with
whom not even Barack Obama has spoken, “to tell him that unless and until he
opens every military and every nuclear facility to real anytime anywhere
inspections by our people, not his, we, the United States will make it as
difficult as possible to move money around the financial global system.” She’s since said that she’d tell him, “Idon’t care what your deal was. Here’sthe new deal.”
Fiorina also
said that having met Russian President Vladimir Putin, “I wouldn’t talk to him
at all. We’ve talked way too much to him.” To get through to him, she would immediately
“begin rebuilding the Sixth Fleet, I would begin rebuilding the missile defense
program in Poland, I would conduct regular, aggressive military exercises in
the Baltic states, “ and “probably send a few thousand more troops into Germany,”
apparently to show Putin that the U.S. has “the strongest military on the face
of the planet.”
Fascinating. She’s obviously a lady who has the stones to
poke at a bear.
Marco Rubio
wanted to make sure that everyone knew that “There is a lunatic in North Korea
with dozens of nuclear weapons and long-range rockets that can already hit the
very place in which we stand tonight.
The Chinese are rapidly expanding their military. . . A gangster in
Moscow is not just threatening Europe, he’s threatening to destroy and divide
NATO. You have radical jihadists in
dozens of countries across multiple continents . . . And now we have got this
horrible deal with Iran where a radical Shia cleric with an apocalyptic vision
of the future is also guaranteed to one day possess nuclear weapons . . . These
are extraordinarily dangerous times that we live in.
That sure
is frightening.
Scott
Walker wanted to cancel a scheduled State Dinner for Chinese President Xi
Jinping to send a message about Chinese computer hacking. And Donald Trump wanted everyone to know that
he is “the most militaristic person you will ever meet.”
Bush,
Kasich and Paul responded to all of this posturing in a manner worthy of The Next Generation’s Jean Luc Piccard,
Captain of the Starship Enterprise. Said Sen. Paul: “Should we continue to talk
with Iran? Yes. Should we cut up the agreement immediately? That’s absurd. . . . The same goes with China. I don’t think we need to be reckless, and I
think we need to leave lines of communication open. . . .We do need to be
engaged with Russia. It doesn’t mean we give them a free pass, or China a free
pass, but, to be engaged, to continue to talk.
We did throughout the Cold War, and it would be a big mistake not to do
it here.”
Governors
Bush and Kasich agreed, with Kasich noting that “we are stronger when we work
with the Western civilization, our friends in Europe, and just doing it on our
own I don’t think is the right policy.” Said
Bush, “It’s not a strategy to tear up an agreement.”
Unfortunately,
Piccard doesn’t play any better in the Redlands as he does on the Klingon home
world. According to the CNN/ORC
International poll, Trump is still in the lead, Fiorina has vaulted into second
place and Rubio almost quadrupled his percentage of potential votes, moving
from 3% two weeks ago to 11% last week. Neither Bush, Paul nor Kasich has
improved his share of potential votes from two weeks ago.
It’s hard
to know whether this is normal for the Republican Party, with its fear-based worldview,
or if this is a manifestation of the anger I wrote about a few weeks ago. What does seem to be clear is that Republican
voters want to see that their candidates are willing to put the rest of the
world in its place.
Regardless
of which explanation is correct, the belligerence on display last week makes it
unlikely that anyone would live long and prosper if any of these people make it
to the White House. No country seriously
threatens us. Iran, Russia and North
Korea are small and weak in comparison to the U.S. military, and there’s no
evidence that the leaders of any of those countries has a death wish. Tweeking other countries make it likely that
they’ll tweek us right back.
It’s just that as technology shrinks the
world, it becomes more likely that when we all go about maximizing our
interests, we’re all going to bang into each other from time to time. The question is whether we politely mumble
“scuse mes” to each other and move on or whether we regard those bumps as
insults and demand redress.
Clearly, most
of the Republicans prefer the latter course of action. We all know where that
goes, and it’s most assuredly not a place no one has gone before. That’s why Spock is likely to shake his head
and wonder whether there’s any intelligent life in the outfit he works for.
I haven't listened much yet, but IMHO it sounds like Kasich is the only one that is of a sound mind, has some integrity, and is a reasonable choice at this point.
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